How to play Chess

If you are a good chess player, people will think that you're smart. Chess involves the simultaneous use of strategy, mathematics, and risk-analysis, and the game is difficult to master. But fear the chessboard no more, because we will now teach you the basics of chess.

We're first going to teach you how to set everything up and know how everything moves before we even mention anything about strategy. But just so that you can keep it in mind, the piece called the "king" is the most important piece. The goal of the game is to capture your opponent's king before your opponent captures yours. All of the rest is just details. Your king is all that matters. Long live the king!